Zed’s Dead

In screenwriter Diablo Cody’s followup to the smash indie hit, Juno, Megan Fox will play a zombie cheerleader in the horror/comedy, Jennifer’s Body. You had me at Megan Fox and zombie.

In the film, Fox will play Jennifer, a hot cheerleader who becomes possessed by a demon and begins feeding off the boys in her local town. Her “plain Jane” best friend must find a way to kill her, then escape from a correctional facility and go after the Satan-worshipping band that is responsible for the transformation in the first place.

Megan Fox can get away with being a zombie cannibal, because hot chicks can pretty much get away with anything. If Megan Fox ran over my parents, I’d give her a back massage to calm her nerves.

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